Start smoking while you are young!

New study about the effects of smoking. Turns out, shit ain’t all that bad!

Smokers who quit while still young can live almost as long as people who never smoked, new Canadian research has found.

While it’s estimated that smoking cuts at least 10 years off a person’s lifespan, new analysis from researchers at Toronto’s St. Michael’s Hospital finds that people who quit smoking before the age of 40 regain almost all of those potentially lost years.

Daaamn! Why did I quit? I still have some good years of smoking ahead of me! Light dat shit up!!

Wait… who financed this study? Phillip Morris? Ah, fuckit. I’ll just accept this little nugget of information as true fact!

 

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